Hello and welcome to my website. Original, huh? As a writer it's important to establish a presence on the web but whaddayaknow? I'm sitting here trying to think of something humourous or intelligent and I can't think of a single thing to say. It's like that feeling - you know - when someone hands a card around the office for everyone to sign. You sit back, a smug look on your face. You open it, read all the amusing comments, pick up your pen with a flourish and scrawl... Happy Birthday Bob.
Ah well, since you're here already why not have a look around. You can see what I'm writing about at the moment and my plans for the future. I'll upload some short stories, there's quite a variety and they're all very different (if you've read Osprey you're in for a surprise - I'm not always in a twisted, satirical mood. Unless you're one of my friends - in which case you know I'm lying there).
Feel free to get in touch through the contact page. I'm always interested in feedback and will only shout at you if I disagree with what you say. Seriously though, I am interested in your comments. It's good to know people are reading my words.
Okay, that's enough waffle. Please take a look around and remember to check back every once in a while.